joke 2

JOKE ENGLISH

Pada saat menonton pertunjukkan piano, Wakidjan begitu terpesonanya dengan permainan piano Nadine.Setelah pertunjukkan selesau, sambil bertepuk tangan, ia berteriak,

"Not a play! Not a play!"

Nadine bengong."Not a play?"

"Yes. Not a play. Bukan main."

Tukidjo yang menemani Wakidjan terperangah."Bukan main itu bukan not a play, Djan."

"Your granny(Mbahmu).

Humanly I have checked my dictionary kok.( Wong aku sudah periksa di kamus kok)", Wakijan mbantah.

Lalu berpaling ke Nadine."Lady, let's corner (Mojok yuk).

But please don't think that not not (Jangan berpikir yang bukan-bukan) .I just want a meal (ngemil)"

"Haphazardly you Djan...(Sembarangan kamu, Djan)," Tukidjo tambah gemes.

"New know kok have asked for eating (Baru kenal kok sudah ngajak makan)"

"Don't be surplus (Jangan berlebihan), Djo.Be wrong a little is OK toch.? (Salah titik ra po-po, toh).Important is brave (Sing penting wani, gitu loh...) "

Nadine cuman senyum kecil. "I would love to, but ..."

Tukidjo merengut, "Don't want sister" (Jangan mau mBak) katanya pada Nadine.

"You are broken towel, don't trust..." (Sampeyan digombali, ojo percoyo)

"Sorry if my friend made you are not delicious (Maaf kalau teman saya bikinkamu jadi nggak enak)" sambut Wakidjan ramah.

"That's OK. Different river, maybe (Lain kali, barangkali).

I don't push up (Saya nggak maksa kok)." sambungnya lagi.

Setelah Nadine pergi, Wakidjan menatap Tukidjo dengan sebal."Disturbing (ngaco) aja sih, Djo.Is the language belong to your ancestor (Emang itu bahasa punya moyang lu)?"

Tukidjo masih ngeyel:"Just itchy Djan, because you speak English as delicious as your bellybutton."(Gatel aja Djan, soalnya kamu ngomong Inggris sa'enak udelmu dewe).

Wakidjan cuman bisa merutuk dalam hati,"His name is also effort." (Namanya juga usaha),

"Weighing no speak (Timbangane gak ngomong)...